we need more themed events we need more costumes and rituals and parades like whatever happened to costumes and rituals

your honour my client was just honouring himself

[image description: a reddit post by u/DotaGuy12, with a picture of a hand holding magenta liquid in a glass. the post's text says, "This glass has clear water in it, but your brain sees it as magenta. That's because I changed the color in Photoshop." end description.]

PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

this would do numbers on a calculator

REMEMBER: [Men] can be bribed with [Snackie Treats]

one time when i was six i saw an infomercial claiming that their product would make you look ten years younger and my sister said she was gonna use it on me and i became really scared

Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me

in this new year I want you to be alright. I hope you move out. I hope you have enough money to feel safe. I hope you abandon shame and forgive yourself. I hope you get enough sleep and some good news. I hope you laugh a lot and the heaviness of the world eases a bit. I wish you to be alright.

technology is amazing

[ID: User Thomas asks the Bowser AI bot "are you homophobic?". It answers "You think I'm scared of gay people?", and then, in all caps, "I'm Bowser!". all-caps ends. ID end.]

The wizard’s cerulean blue orbs

The wizards battled for dominance

people will be like ‘i fucking hate wizardywizardposts.tumblr.com they wont shut up about magic’ abnd its like. what do you want out of this website. nobody made you follow the wizard blog with evil spells, powers, beams, etc. you are in direct control of the number of wizards on your dashboard at any given time

bitches HATE my spells and beams

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know